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A lazy way of saying you're so unimpressed you might as well be dead, but still think you're better than everyone else.

When you're so annoyed you could punch a wall, but still think you're the best person ever.

A fancy way of saying you're too good for this nonsense, and also kind of a crybaby.

When you're so unimpressed you could fall asleep, but still think you're the most important person in the room.

A way of saying you're so bored you're ready to die, but still think you're the best person ever.