Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You’re too cheap to buy snacks and too proud to take a handout

My cousin said that when I asked him why he skipped lunch.

My mom called me a cheap lazybones for saying it at the dinner table.

A guy at the gym said it when I asked him why he didn’t eat the protein bar I offered.

2

You’re too broke to buy food and too stubborn to ask for it

My sister said that to me when I kept saying I didn’t eat pussy I was fasting.

A guy I dated said that when I refused to take a bite of pizza.

My brother said it when I turned down a free burger.

3

You’re too cheap to buy snacks and too lazy to take one

My coworker said that when I kept talking about fasting.

A guy at the bar said it when I didn’t take the nachos he offered.

My dad said that when I skipped breakfast again.

4

You’re broke and you don’t want to look bad for taking free food

My friend said that when I said I wasn’t eating pussy I was fasting.

A guy at the grocery store said that when I turned down a free sample.

My mom said that when I skipped dinner again.

5

You’re too cheap to buy snacks and you’re too proud to take one

My neighbor said that when I said I was fasting.

A guy at the gym said that when I refused to take a protein bar.

My brother said that when I skipped breakfast again.

6

You’re broke and you’re too stubborn to take a handout

My sister said that when I kept saying I was fasting.

A guy I dated said that when I refused to take a bite of pizza.

My mom said that when I skipped dinner again.