I Don't Eat Ass Face

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When your partner yells out in public that you eat her ass, you get the look of pure embarrassment and rage that only Kevin Hart can describe.

My mom said I eat her ass in front of my cousins. I died.

At the store, my wife told the cashier I eat her ass. I walked out.

My boss said I eat his ass during a meeting. I quit on the spot.

You get that face when your significant other randomly says you eat their ass in the middle of a normal conversation and everyone laughs at you.

At the park, my girlfriend said I eat her ass. My dog started laughing.

My dad said I eat his ass at dinner. I threw my napkin at him.

My friend told my ex I eat her ass. She ran out crying.

You get that look when your partner drops the bomb that you eat their ass right in front of your friends and it’s the worst.

At the party, my girlfriend said I eat her ass. I walked out.

My best friend told my crush I eat her ass. I’m still mad.

My neighbor said I eat his ass at the block party. I flipped him.

You get that face when your partner randomly blurts out you eat their ass in front of people and it’s the worst possible moment.

In the elevator, my wife said I eat her ass. I pressed the emergency button.

At my job, my boss said I eat his ass. I got fired.

At my cousin’s wedding, my girlfriend said I eat her ass. I left before the cake.

You get that look when your partner says you eat their ass in the middle of a normal conversation and it’s the worst possible time.

While we were eating breakfast, my mom said I eat her ass. I threw my cereal at her.

At the gym, my girlfriend said I eat her ass. I walked out.

On the bus, my friend said I eat his ass. I kicked the seat.

You get that face when your partner says you eat their ass in public and it’s the worst possible moment.

At the mall, my girlfriend said I eat her ass. I hid in the store.

At the bar, my dad said I eat his ass. I got kicked out.

At my brother’s house, my sister said I eat her ass. I ran outside.