Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

the worst excuse ever made by a desperate loser

'I don't do incest', said by a guy who tried to date his cousin's kid

'I don't do incest', after he got caught sneaking into his sister's room

'I don't do incest', while his mom was watching

2

a fake story told by someone who’s been caught doing it

'I don’t do incest', said by a guy who just got caught with his niece

'I don’t do incest', after he was found in the basement with his aunt

'I don’t do incest', while his dad was laughing in the background

3

a lie that smells like old socks and regret

'I don’t do incest', said by a guy who smells like his cousin's perfume

'I don’t do incest', while his brother was taking notes

'I don’t do incest', after he got caught eating his sister's lunch

4

a fake excuse that nobody believes

'I don’t do incest', said by a guy who was seen with his cousin’s kid

'I don’t do incest', after he was found in his sister's closet

'I don’t do incest', while his mom was giving him a lecture

5

a bad excuse used by someone who's been caught doing it

'I don’t do incest', said by a guy who was caught with his aunt

'I don’t do incest', while his brother was recording it

'I don’t do incest', after his mom found out

6

a lie that makes everyone laugh and everyone else cry

'I don’t do incest', said by a guy who was seen with his cousin

'I don’t do incest', while his dad was watching

'I don’t do incest', after his sister cried