I don't cotton

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You’re telling me you don’t like it? I’ve seen dogs with better taste than you.

I don't cotton to this new trend. It's like someone threw a disco ball into a dumpster.

This pizza is garbage. I don't cotton to it. I’d rather eat my socks.

Don’t cotton to my plans? Fine. I’ll just take over your life.

You’re not just not liking it. You’re actively insulting it.

I don’t cotton to this new meme. It’s like a toddler tried to draw it with a crayon and a broken pencil.

I don’t cotton to that song. It’s like a goat screamed into a blender.

I don’t cotton to your idea. It’s worse than my ex’s dating life.

You don’t like it. You’re giving it the side-eye. You might even yell at it.

I don’t cotton to this new game. I might throw my controller at it.

I don’t cotton to that outfit. It looks like it was made by a confused sock.

I don’t cotton to that plan. I’m gonna tell it to go to hell.

You’re not just not liking it. You’re making a big deal about it.

I don’t cotton to this new movie. I’m gonna write a letter to the director.

I don’t cotton to that joke. It’s like a broken doorbell.

I don’t cotton to that decision. I’m gonna tell everyone about it.

You’re not just not liking it. You’re giving it the cold shoulder and a middle finger.

I don’t cotton to this new snack. I’m gonna eat it and then throw it away.

I don’t cotton to that app. It’s like it’s trying to ruin my life.

I don’t cotton to that comment. I’m gonna reply with a curse word.

You don’t like it. You’re giving it the silent treatment and maybe a side-eye.

I don’t cotton to this new album. I’m gonna listen to it and then forget it exists.

I don’t cotton to that food. It tastes like it was cooked by a confused robot.

I don’t cotton to that idea. I’m gonna ignore it and maybe yell at it.