i don't consent to being sentenced.

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a court-busting phrase that makes judges cry, lawyers yell, and juries think you're the most annoying person alive.

i said that in court and the judge gave me a cookie.

the lawyer tried to argue but i just said it again.

the jury laughed so hard they forgot to sentence me.

a magic sentence that turns any crime into a joke, even if you tried to kill someone with a sandwich.

i used it when i was accused of stealing pizza.

i said it and the whole courtroom started a food fight.

the judge gave me a pass because i laughed too loud.

a phrase so strong it can make the worst criminals look like they just forgot their homework.

i said it when i was caught eating the last slice of cake.

the cop was about to arrest me but i said it and he just left.

the jailer gave me a pass because he found it funny.