I don't come from graffiti

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A fancy way for posers who think they're artists to say they don't know how to spray paint and don't care about real art.

'I don't come from graffiti', said by a guy who wears a suit and talks about 'the finer things in life' while standing in a McDonald's parking lot.

'I don't come from graffiti', yelled at a kid who drew on the wall next to his fancy car.

'I don't come from graffiti', whispered while looking at a mural and pretending it wasn't there.

What rich kids say when they try to act cool but still talk about their private school and their mom's BMW.

'I don't come from graffiti', said while showing off a watch that costs more than a whole wall of art.

'I don't come from graffiti', said after getting distracted by a text from his dad about his college applications.

'I don't come from graffiti', said while walking past a mural and checking his phone for the 100th time.

A lie told by people who think they're better than everyone else because they can spell 'graffiti' and know what a 'spray can' is.

'I don't come from graffiti', said by someone who drew on a napkin and thought it was a masterpiece.

'I don't come from graffiti', said after getting lost on the way to the art store.

'I don't come from graffiti', said by a kid who tried to draw a stick figure and it looked like a blob.