I don't care if you're talking to God

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You're telling the other person to shut up because even God is not worth their nonsense.
I don't care if you're talking to God, I'm still gonna fail this test.
I don't care if you're talking to God, I'm still gonna steal your fries.
I don't care if you're talking to God, I'm still gonna text my ex.
2
You're saying the other person's excuse is so bad it's not even worth listening to.
I don't care if you're talking to God, I'm still gonna call you a f***ing idiot.
I don't care if you're talking to God, I'm still gonna eat the last slice of pizza.
I don't care if you're talking to God, I'm still gonna pass gas in class.
3
You're telling the other person to stop being dramatic because even God can't fix their problems.
I don't care if you're talking to God, I'm still gonna fail this class.
I don't care if you're talking to God, I'm still gonna break your phone.
I don't care if you're talking to God, I'm still gonna f*** up your lunch.
4
You're telling the other person to stop being a f***ing bother because even God is tired of them.
I don't care if you're talking to God, I'm still gonna get detention.
I don't care if you're talking to God, I'm still gonna f*** your test.
I don't care if you're talking to God, I'm still gonna call your mom.
5
You're telling the other person to stop talking because even God can't make them shut up.
I don't care if you're talking to God, I'm still gonna beat you up.
I don't care if you're talking to God, I'm still gonna take your snack.
I don't care if you're talking to God, I'm still gonna f*** your report card.
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