I DON'T CARE HOW SMALL THE ROOM IS I CAST FIREBALL

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a wizard in dnd who is too mad to care about the size of the room and just wants to blow everything up
The wizard yelled, 'I DON'T CARE HOW SMALL THE ROOM IS I CAST FIREBALL,' and the whole party got roasted.
He was so angry he said, 'I DON'T CARE HOW SMALL THE ROOM IS I CAST FIREBALL,' and the ceiling collapsed.
During the boss fight, he screamed, 'I DON'T CARE HOW SMALL THE ROOM IS I CAST FIREBALL,' and the floor burned through.
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a wizard who is too lazy to check the room size before launching a fireball at everything
He said, 'I DON'T CARE HOW SMALL THE ROOM IS I CAST FIREBALL,' and ended up burning his friends.
In the middle of a battle, he said, 'I DON'T CARE HOW SMALL THE ROOM IS I CAST FIREBALL,' and got stuck in a flaming pit.
He just said, 'I DON'T CARE HOW SMALL THE ROOM IS I CAST FIREBALL,' and the room turned into a fireball.
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a wizard who is too proud to admit the room is small and just casts fireball anyway
He said, 'I DON'T CARE HOW SMALL THE ROOM IS I CAST FIREBALL,' and the whole room went up in flames.
He yelled, 'I DON'T CARE HOW SMALL THE ROOM IS I CAST FIREBALL,' and the walls melted.
He shouted, 'I DON'T CARE HOW SMALL THE ROOM IS I CAST FIREBALL,' and the fireball came back and hit him.
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