I don't care for this fucking shit

My mom tried to teach me how to cook and it was like watching a cat try to play the piano.

That movie was so bad I walked out and cried in a public bathroom.

My boss’s PowerPoint presentation was like watching a toddler draw with a chainsaw.

I would rather run a marathon in flip-flops than watch that commercial again.

This test was so hard I thought my brain was going to explode.

That song is so annoying I want to throw my phone out the window.

That pizza was so bad I thought I was eating dirt.

My neighbor’s dog barked for 10 hours straight and it was like being tortured.

That traffic jam was so bad I thought my car was going to cry.

That math problem was so hard I wanted to quit school.

That workout was like being chased by a bear and a monster.

That cereal tasted like old socks and regret.

I would rather be buried alive than eat that cake.

That job interview was so bad I wanted to scream in the middle of the street.

That presentation was so bad I thought my brain was going to die.

That homework was so long I thought I was writing a novel.

That game was so boring I fell asleep in the middle of it.

That concert was so loud I thought my ears were going to explode.