I don't care bear

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the tiny kid who stank like a wet sock and cried when the carebears wouldn't fight back
I don't care bear is the kid who peed in the art supplies and still got a sticker.
That bear was so weak it got kicked out of the sandbox.
He cried so loud the teacher had to give him a lollipop and a time-out.
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the kid who smelled like a landfill and thought carebears were his friends
That bear didn't know how to play hard. He got beat up by a baby goat.
He tried to be cool but just smelled like old cheese.
He brought a carebear to the lunch table and got laughed at.
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the kid who peed in the classroom and tried to make friends with plush toys
I don't care bear peed on the floor and still tried to be friends with the bear.
He cried when the carebears wouldn't talk to him.
He brought a carebear to the principal's office and got in trouble.
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