i don't care

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This is so simple even a blind goat could figure it out. If you still don't get it, you're either dumb or you're trying to annoy me. Either way, I'm still not caring.

You: Why did you miss class? Me: I don't care. You: Why? Me: Because I'm still not caring.

DM from my friend: Why are you late? Me: I don't care. You: But it's your birthday! Me: Still not caring.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Me: I don't care. Teacher: Are you even alive? Me: Still not caring.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

Feeling nothing and not wanting to feel anything ever again.

My dog ate my homework. I don't care. I just want to die.

My friend failed the test. I don't care. I just want to forget I ever knew him.

My mom yelled at me. I don't care. I just want to live in a world without her.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

A way to show you're completely uninterested and probably mad about something else.

You: Are we going to the mall? Me: I don't care. You: Why? Me: Because I'm mad about my dog eating my homework.

You: Do you want to go to the party? Me: I don't care. You: Why? Me: Because I'm mad about my mom yelling at me.

You: Do you want to do anything fun? Me: I don't care. You: Why? Me: Because I'm mad about my friend failing the test.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

When you're ready to ignore everything Areli says, even if it's about your dog eating your homework.

Areli: Your dog ate your homework. You: I don't care. Areli: You're failing. You: Still not caring.

Areli: Your dog ate my homework. You: I don't care. Areli: That's your dog. You: Still not caring.

Areli: Your dog ate your mom's homework. You: I don't care. Areli: That's your mom. You: Still not caring.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

A way to say you don't like what's happening and are probably tired of everything.

You: Why are you yelling at me? Me: I don't care. You: Why? Me: Because I'm tired of you yelling at me.

You: Why didn't you do your homework? Me: I don't care. You: Why? Me: Because I'm tired of failing.

You: Why are you even here? Me: I don't care. You: Why? Me: Because I'm tired of your questions.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

When you say you don't care, but you actually do. It's like a lie you tell yourself to avoid stress.

You: I don't care about failing. You: Why? Me: Because I'm avoiding stress.

You: I don't care about the party. You: Why? Me: Because I'm avoiding stress.

You: I don't care about my dog. You: Why? Me: Because I'm avoiding stress.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

When you say you don't care because you're tired of people talking about things you don't like.

You: I don't care about your opinion. You: Why? Me: Because I'm tired of you talking about things I don't like.

You: I don't care about the dog. You: Why? Me: Because I'm tired of you talking about things I don't like.

You: I don't care about the party. You: Why? Me: Because I'm tired of you talking about things I don't like.

by Slangipedia 2d ago