Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

I don't care and I'm not even pretending to.

Bro sent me a group chat invite at 2 AM. I don't business.

My mom asked if I wanted to go to the grocery store. I don't business.

He tried to explain the plot of the movie. I don't business.

2

I'm not listening and I don't plan on it.

She told me about her ex for an hour. I don't business.

My friend asked for advice. I don't business.

He texted me 10 times. I don't business.

3

I'm too busy being awesome to care about your problems.

You cried in the elevator. I don't business.

Your dog ate your homework. I don't business.

You're stuck in traffic. I don't business.

4

Your issues are not worth my time or my energy.

You're mad about the pizza. I don't business.

You lost your phone. I don't business.

You're sad because of a text. I don't business.

5

I've got my own life to live and your drama is not part of it.

You're fighting with your sister. I don't business.

You're stressed about work. I don't business.

You're crying in the hallway. I don't business.

6

I'm not even going to pretend I care about what you're saying.

You told me about your day for 10 minutes. I don't business.

You explained the whole thing. I don't business.

You sent me a 300-word message. I don't business.