I don't believe you

You told me you ate the last pizza, but I saw you sneaking it into your pants.

You said you passed math, but I know you cried in the hallway.

You said you didn't drink the entire soda, but your shirt is soaked.

You said you’d bring snacks, but you brought a bag of expired chips.

You told me you could fix the printer, but now it’s screaming at you.

You said you didn’t text my crush, but now they’re both laughing at my DMs.

You said you didn’t cheat on the test, but your answers were all the same.

You told me you didn’t eat my lunch, but now I’ve got a noodle in my hair.

You said you didn’t talk to my mom, but now she knows everything.