I don't believe it!

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A scream of shock when something stupid happens. Usually said by someone who just got sand kicked in their face by life.
I don't believe it! My dog just ate my homework and my mom's hair.
I don't believe it! My teacher thinks I'm a robot.
I don't believe it! My pet goldfish won the lottery.
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A loud yell when someone tells a lie so bad it makes your brain hurt.
I don't believe it! You said you did your math homework, but it’s all scribbles!
I don't believe it! You told me you had a million dollars and now you’re broke!
I don't believe it! You said you could beat up a bear, and now you’re crying.
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A shout of disbelief when someone does something so stupid it should be illegal.
I don't believe it! My friend tried to talk to a cow and it stared him down.
I don't believe it! My brother tried to eat a whole pizza in one bite and it exploded.
I don't believe it! My dog tried to ride a bicycle and fell into a pond.
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