I Don't Bay Leaf in Magic Burger

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A burger so bad it tastes like a chef tried to cook with a dead grandma’s toes
I ate one and now my tongue is judging me
My dog threw it up and it still looked better than me
I tried to eat it and my brain died
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A burger that smells like old socks and regret
I ate it and my nose never forgave me
It was so bad my brother cried
I threw it at my mom and it stuck to her face
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A burger that makes you wish you were still in jail
I ate it and my jail cell looked better
I tried to eat it and I got a ticket
It was so bad my friend called the cops
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