I don't #

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It means you're clueless. If someone is 'following' you in a convo, they get it. You? You're stuck like a deer in headlights. What they say is as clear as mud.
"I don't #" after he said he was going to rob a bank with a banana."
"She said she was going to explain the plot. I said, 'I don't #.'"
"He was telling a story about his dog. I said, 'I don't #.'"
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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It's the go-to excuse of people who are totally full of crap. They say it like it's a magic spell. If they say it a lot, they're hiding something big. Like a criminal hiding in a clown suit.
"Congress asked him what he did. He said, 'I don't #.'"
"He was asked about the secret files. He said, 'I don't #.'"
"She got caught lying. She said, 'I don't #.'"
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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It's like a girl saying she's not into nudes. But then she's the one who adds it to her bio. It's like she's bragging about not sending nudes. She's a total tease.
"Her bio said, 'I don't send nudes.' I asked her why she added it. She said, 'I don't #.'""
"He asked her why she added it. She said, 'I don't #.'""
"She had 100 people messaging her. She said, 'I don't #.'"
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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It means you're as dumb as a bag of rocks. Your friends don't know anything either. You're all just a bunch of morons sitting in a room going, 'I don't #.'
"I asked my friends what I should add. They said, 'I don't #.'""
"He asked his friends what they thought. They all said, 'I don't #.'""
"We all sat there in silence. We all said, 'I don't #.'"
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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It means you're staring at something so stupid, you're too dumb to even be mad. It's like seeing a kid ride a goat to school.
"He told me he used a calculator to do 2 + 2. I said, 'I don't #.'""
"She said her dog wrote a book. I said, 'I don't #.'""
"He said he used a sword to fight a toaster. I said, 'I don't #.'"
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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It's the sound of two people who don't know anything. It's like saying, 'Me neither' but even worse. It's like the end of a bad movie.
"He said, 'I don't #.' I said, 'Me neither.'""
"She said, 'I don't #.' I said, 'Me neither.'""
"He asked me, 'Do you get it?' I said, 'I don't #.'"
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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It's like when you're being yelled at by a teacher and you still don't know what's going on. You're just like, 'I don't #.' You're the class clown of confusion.
"She asked me a question. I said, 'I don't #.'""
"He was explaining math. I said, 'I don't #.'""
"The teacher asked me to do a problem. I said, 'I don't #.'"
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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