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when you're so desperate for gay porn you'd sell your grandma's bones for a subscription
I don kno I'm paying $10 a month for a guy in a hat
I don kno I'm watching 40 minutes of two guys arguing over a sandwich
I don kno I just bought 100 gay porn movies and I'm crying in the middle of the street
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when you're too lazy to find a real man but still want to watch a man get it on with another man
I don kno I just clicked 'buy now' on a $500 gay movie pack
I don kno I'm watching a man get it on with a man who looks like my brother
I don kno I'm buying gay porn because I hate my life
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when you're so bad at dating you just watch gay porn to feel better about yourself
I don kno I just watched 30 minutes of two men making out and I still don't know how to text my crush
I don kno I bought a gay porn subscription because I failed at a first date
I don kno I'm watching gay porn instead of doing my math homework
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