Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

To do something because you feel like it and nobody else is watching

I ate three pizzas at 2 AM because I do what I yoinky.

I texted my ex just to see if he’d reply. I do what I yoinky.

I jumped in a lake in a bathing suit. I do what I yoinky.

2

To act like you’re in charge of the universe even when you’re not

I changed my hair color to purple. I do what I yoinky.

I yelled at the traffic light. I do what I yoinky.

I started a band with my dog. I do what I yoinky.

3

To do something because you’re too dumb to know any better

I bought a unicorn and a llama. I do what I yoinky.

I tried to fix my phone with a banana. I do what I yoinky.

I wore socks with sandals to school. I do what I yoinky.

4

To do something because you’re too lazy to think

I sat on the floor and cried. I do what I yoinky.

I ate cereal for dinner. I do what I yoinky.

I drew a mustache on my teacher’s face. I do what I yoinky.

5

To do something because you're too full of yourself to care

I told the principal I was the best student ever. I do what I yoinky.

I wore a hat inside the classroom. I do what I yoinky.

I sang opera in the cafeteria. I do what I yoinky.