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You’re like a bad pizza that won’t stop showing up at my door.
I’m not mad. I’m just disappointed. And I’m not even hungry.
You’re like a cockroach I can’t kill.
You’re the reason I started drinking at noon.
I Do Not Want You In My Life.
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You’re the reason I still have a swear jar.
You’re like a broken record I can’t skip.
I throw money at you just to make you go away.
You’re the reason I don’t believe in miracles anymore.
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You’re like a ghost I can’t haunt back.
You’re the reason I started talking to my plants.
You’re the one thing I can’t ignore.
You’re like a virus I can’t delete.