I do not recognize the bodies in the water

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A dumb way to tell yourself you're not seeing your dead uncle floating in the lake like a soggy hot dog. Say it loud and proud, or you'll end up in the lake with him.

I saw my dad's face on a corpse. I screamed, 'I do not recognize the bodies in the water!' and ran like hell.

My friend looked into the lake and said, 'That's my ex.' I told him to shut up and repeat the phrase.

I tried to save my brother from the lake. Now I'm stuck in the water with him.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A magic phrase that keeps the water from eating your brain. Use it if you see your mom’s head floating in the lake like a rotten melon.

I saw my mom’s head bobbing in the water. I yelled, 'I do not recognize the bodies in the water!' and got out before I turned into a corpse.

My cousin saw his pet goldfish floating in the lake. He said, 'I do not recognize the bodies in the water!' and left the lake forever.

I thought I saw my brother. I said the phrase. I was wrong. Now I’m in the lake too.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A stupid chant you say when you see your dead friends floating in the lake like they were tossed in there by a grumpy god.

My friend saw his girlfriend’s corpse. He shouted the phrase and ran. He’s still alive. I’m still in the lake.

I saw my dog floating in the water. I said the phrase. My dog turned into a corpse. I turned into a corpse too.

I thought it was my teacher. I said the phrase. It was my teacher. Now I’m a corpse too.

by Slangipedia 12d ago