I do not care

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A fobr boardie who yells at people on the fobr boards all day. She makes lists of people to stalk and acts like everyone owes her their time.

@fobrboardie420: I'm gonna stalk you for 3 days straight if you don't like my new thread.

She posted a stalk list with 50 names and called it 'The Great Stalk of 2025.'

She started a thread called 'Why You Should Care About My Opinions' and it had 12 replies.

What you say when you’re so lazy you could sleep through a war.

I don’t care if the sky is falling. I’m too busy eating pizza.

I don’t care if the school is on fire. I’m still taking a nap.

I don’t care if the principal is screaming. I’m still playing Fortnite.

Cthulhu says it like it is. He doesn’t want drama. He just wants to eat your brain and not bother with your nonsense.

Cthulhu: I Do Not Care. / I’m busy eating brains.

Cthulhu: I Do Not Care. / You’re just a tiny human. Go away.

Cthulhu: I Do Not Care. / I have bigger problems than you.

Hellstrom says, 'You appear just like me.' Cthulhu says, 'I do not care.' Like it’s the worst insult ever.

Hellstrom: You look like me. Cthulhu: I do not care. / I’m eating your soul.

Hellstrom: You’re just like me. Cthulhu: I do not care. / I’m bored.

Hellstrom: You’re a tiny human. Cthulhu: I do not care. / I’ve seen worse.

You’re being crazy about baseball helmets and you’re too busy to notice.

I’m yelling at the baseball helmet because it’s blocking my view. I do not care.

I’m mad at the batting helmet and I’m not even listening to you.

I’m screaming at the helmet, and I don’t even care about the game.

You’re mad at the phantom and the fat cripple is getting all the glory and you’re too annoyed to care.

The phantom is annoying me, and the fat cripple is getting all the credit. I do not care.

I’m mad at the phantom, and the fat cripple is winning. I do not care.

The phantom is stealing my glory. The fat cripple is winning. I do not care.