I DO need it in there

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You’re so good at being annoying that you’re the only reason people haven’t all died from frustration yet. You’re the reason I still talk to humans.

You’re the only reason I haven’t quit life yet.

You’re the reason I still check my phone for messages.

You’re the reason I still have hair.

Yes. Yes you do. And if you don’t, I’ll take your soul and use it as a coaster.

Yes. Yes you do. And if you don’t, I’m gonna cry.

Yes. Yes you do. And if you don’t, I’ll kill your plants.

Yes. Yes you do. And if you don’t, I’ll post your face on the internet.

A long and confusing way to say you finally got your stupid goal done.

I finally got my stupid goal done. Hooray.

I finally got my stupid goal done. What’s next?

I finally got my stupid goal done. Now I can eat.

Once it's in there, it's stuck like a tampon in a bathroom stall. You can't get it out. Ever.

Once it's in there, you're stuck like a tampon in a bathroom stall.

Once it's in there, you’re stuck forever.

Once it's in there, it's like a cursed tattoo.

What I call humans who are so obsessed with their phone that they ignore everything else.

That human is obsessed with their phone. They ignore everything else.

That human is so obsessed with their phone, they don’t even see me.

That human is obsessed with their phone and I’m tired of it.