i do my own stunts

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You do your own stuff and don’t need anyone else because anyone else is a waste of time and probably farts in the middle of it.
I did my own stunts in the movie. My stunt double was my mom and she fell off a chair.
I did my own stunts because the other guy tried to do a flip and tripped on a banana.
I did my own stunts because the guy who was supposed to help me got distracted by his phone.
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You don’t need help because anyone else is too lazy or too stupid to do it right.
I did my own stunts. The guy who was supposed to help me took a nap during the scene.
I did my own stunts because the other guy tried to do a jump and fell into a pile of spaghetti.
I did my own stunts because the guy who was helping me got distracted by his TikTok.
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You do everything yourself because other people are too weak or too slow to help you.
I did my own stunts because the guy who was helping me took five minutes to do a simple fall.
I did my own stunts because the other guy tried to do a backflip and landed on his head.
I did my own stunts because the person who was supposed to help me had no idea what a stunt was.
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You don’t need anyone else because they’re all too dumb or too lazy to do it right.
I did my own stunts because the other guy tried to do a punch and missed by a mile.
I did my own stunts because the person who was helping me took a bathroom break during the scene.
I did my own stunts because the guy who was supposed to help me didn’t even know how to fall.
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You do your own stuff because others are too slow, too dumb, or too cheap to do it right.
I did my own stunts because the guy who was supposed to help me took ten minutes to do a simple push.
I did my own stunts because the other guy tried to do a roll and landed on his face.
I did my own stunts because the person who was helping me was too cheap to buy proper stunt gear.
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