I DJ on the weekends

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A fancy lie you tell when you're too lazy to get a real job. You say you DJ on the weekends so people think you're cool instead of just being a couch potato.
My friend says he DJ's on weekends. I know he just plays music on his phone.
She put 'DJ on weekends' on her profile. I bet she's never touched a turntable.
He told me he DJ's on weekends. I asked if he had a job. He said no.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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You say you DJ on the weekends because you think it sounds cool. It's just a way to hide the fact that you're a failure who can't even get a real job.
He says he DJ's on the weekends. I saw him eating pizza while wearing pajamas.
She says she DJ's on the weekends. She probably just plays music from her phone.
He said he DJ's on the weekends. I asked if he had a life. He said no.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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You say you DJ on the weekends because you're too dumb to know what a real job is. It's a stupid excuse to avoid getting a real job and just sit around playing music.
He told me he DJ's on the weekends. I saw him on the couch playing music from his phone.
She put 'DJ on the weekends' on her profile. She probably has never touched a real DJ setup.
He said he DJ's on the weekends. I asked what he does for work. He said nothing.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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You say you DJ on the weekends because you're too lazy to do anything else. It’s just a way to make people think you're interesting when you're actually just a boring couch potato.
He said he DJ's on the weekends. I saw him playing music from his phone while eating a burger.
She put 'DJ on the weekends' on her profile. I bet she's never even seen a real DJ set.
He told me he DJ's on the weekends. I asked if he had a job. He said no.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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You say you DJ on the weekends to sound cool. But really, you're just a waste of space who plays music on his phone and thinks it’s a real job.
He said he DJ's on the weekends. I saw him playing music from his phone.
She said she DJ's on the weekends. I asked if she had a job. She said no.
He told me he DJ's on the weekends. I asked if he knew what a real DJ was. He said no.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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You say you DJ on the weekends to cover up the fact that you're too dumb to get a real job. It’s just a stupid excuse to sit around and play music from your phone.
He said he DJ's on the weekends. I saw him on the couch playing music from his phone.
She put 'DJ on the weekends' on her profile. I bet she’s never touched a real DJ setup.
He told me he DJ's on the weekends. I asked what he does for work. He said nothing.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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