I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it

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I hate what you said, but I'll let you talk trash until you're too dead to talk.

My mom said that to my brother when he insulted her cooking and then got hit with a ladle.

My teacher told me that when I said the class was stupid and then got detention.

My dad said that to my cousin when he said my dad's jokes were the worst and then got a punch in the gut.

I think you're a moron, but I will let you rant until you pass out from all the nonsense.

My brother said that to my friend when he said my brother was the dumbest person ever.

My neighbor told me that when I called her dog a baby and then she yelled at me.

My friend said that to me when I told him his music was the worst and then he ignored me for a week.

I think you're full of crap, but I'll let you go on about it until you're too tired to move.

My mom told me that when I said her cooking was the worst and then she made me eat it all.

My teacher said that when I said the test was easy and then failed it.

My friend told me that when I said his hair was the worst and then he made me do a dance.

I think you're an idiot, but I'll let you talk your head off until you're too dumb to stand up.

My brother said that when I told him his video game skills were terrible and then he beat me in a game.

My friend told me that when I said his music was the worst and then he made me sing it.

My dad said that when I said his jokes were the worst and then he told one that was even worse.

I don't like what you said, but I will let you go on about it until you're too tired to breathe.

My teacher said that when I told her the class was the worst and then she made me write 100 times.

My mom said that when I told her her cooking was the worst and then she made me eat it all.

My friend said that when I told him his music was the worst and then he made me sing it.

I think you're a waste of oxygen, but I will let you go on about it until you're too dumb to know what you said.

My brother said that when I said his video games were the worst and then he beat me in one.

My teacher said that when I told her the test was easy and then I failed it.

My mom said that when I told her her cooking was the worst and then she made me eat it all.