I dinny ken

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1
I don’t know, and I’m not even trying to hide it. I’m just here to embarrass you.
"I dinny ken why your pants are on backwards.", Your brother at breakfast
"I dinny ken why you’re crying over a broken pencil.", Your teacher
"I dinny ken why you think that’s a good idea.", Your friend before you try to eat a whole pizza by yourself
2
I don’t know, and I’m not even going to pretend I do. It’s not worth the hassle.
"I dinny ken what you’re talking about. I was eating a donut.", Your best friend in the middle of a test
"I dinny ken why you’re wearing socks with sandals.", Your mom
"I dinny ken why you’re yelling at the TV.", Your cousin during a football game
3
I don’t know, and I’m probably going to curse you for it later.
"I dinny ken what that means. I’m going to throw my phone at you.", Your friend during a text message
"I dinny ken why you’re wearing a hat inside.", Your dad
"I dinny ken why you think that’s funny.", Your sibling after you told a bad joke
4
I don’t know, and I’m not even going to help you figure it out.
"I dinny ken why you’re crying over a spilled soda.", Your friend
"I dinny ken why you’re wearing a hat at 3 a. m.", Your brother
"I dinny ken why you’re still talking about that.", Your teacher after you asked a question 10 times
5
I don’t know, and I’m probably going to forget I ever said it.
"I dinny ken why you’re wearing pajamas to school.", Your friend
"I dinny ken why you’re eating cereal for dinner.", Your mom
"I dinny ken why you’re still wearing that hat.", Your dad
6
I don’t know, and I’m going to make you feel like an idiot for it.
"I dinny ken why you think that’s a good idea.", Your friend before you try to ride a bike with a backpack on
"I dinny ken why you’re screaming at the TV.", Your brother during a movie
"I dinny ken why you’re still wearing that shirt.", Your mom after you wore it for a week straight
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