Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

What you yell when something is so funny it makes your brain explode and your soul leave your body through your nostrils.

I died when my dog ate my homework and then pooped it back at me.

I died when my teacher said, 'You can’t fail this class, you already failed your life.'

I died when my friend tried to juggle spoons and failed at life.

2

A perfect way to end a sentence, especially if you're trying to sound cool and failed at it.

I went to the store, bought a loaf of bread, and then I died.

My mom told me I was a disappointment, and then I died.

I saw my ex with my best friend, and then I died.

3

What you feel when you see something so gross or annoying it makes you want to punch the world and then cry.

I died when I saw my cousin’s face at the family reunion.

I died when my teacher made us eat pickles for lunch.

I died when my dog tried to hump my math homework.

4

What a stupid person says when they think they're being tough, but really they're just being a dork.

I died when my friend fell into a pond and came out with a fish in his mouth.

I died when I tried to dance and failed at it.

I died when my dog tried to eat my math test.

5

When you try to be a hero and end up in the hospital because you're an idiot.

I died when I tried to catch a ball and fell into a pile of dirt.

I died when I tried to fight my brother and lost.

I died when I tried to open a jar of pickles and failed.

6

When something is so funny it makes you laugh so hard your lungs give up and your brain goes on vacation.

I died when my dog tried to eat my math homework and then pooped it back at me.

I died when my teacher told me I was a disappointment.

I died when my friend tried to juggle spoons and failed at life.

7

When you're alive but you're pretending you're dead because you're too lazy to do anything.

I am died because I don’t want to do my homework.

I am died because I’m too lazy to get up.

I am died because my life is a disaster.