I didn't wrap my present

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They left it naked and exposed like a middle schooler on prom night.
My mom said I didn't wrap my present. I said I was saving the wrapping paper for later.
He sent me a gift and said he didn't wrap it. I said that’s the least he could do.
I didn’t wrap my present. My sister said it was like giving a dog a birthday cake and letting it eat it in the street.
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They gave it no clothes and just left it out there to be judged.
I didn’t wrap my present. My dad said I was being cheap and rude.
She said she didn’t wrap her gift. I said that’s the most expensive thing I’ve ever seen.
He didn’t wrap his present. I said it looked like it got hit by a truck and left in the parking lot.
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They left it bare and proud like it had nothing to hide.
I didn’t wrap my present. My brother said it was like giving a pig a party and letting it roll in the mud.
She didn’t wrap her present. I said it looked like it was caught in the middle of a fight.
He didn’t wrap his present. I said it was like giving a kid a cake and letting him throw it at the teacher.
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