I didn't make it

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When you're too lazy to walk five feet and end up peeing in your pants like a baby who just lost their nap.

I tried to pee outside but my legs were too weak. Now I look like a soggy taco.

I didn't make it. My pants are now a puddle of shame.

I tried to make it to the bathroom but my brain said no. Now I smell like a toilet.

When you're so broke and angry that you yell at a Mexican for not giving you your money and then forget you're still in a pissy mood.

I didn't make it. I yelled at the Mexican and now I'm still mad at my pants.

I didn't make it. I screamed at the Mexican like he was my ex.

I didn't make it. I yelled at the Mexican and now I'm stuck in a pee and rage combo.