I didn't like it. I... LOVED it.

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This is when Simon Cowell says he didn't like it, but then yells LOVED it so loud he probably woke up the dead, just to mess with the performer and make them think he's a total lunatic.
Simon said, 'I didn't like it. I... LOVED it!' and the poor kid started crying.
Simon said that right after he called the group 'the worst thing since bad pizza.'
Simon screamed it so loud the judges heard it in the next room.
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This is when Simon Cowell says he didn't like it, then goes full crazy and says LOVED it, just to make the performer feel like they're being tortured by a demon with a megaphone.
He said it after the kid sang like a frog with a broken voice box.
He said it after the group tried to do a magic trick and failed spectacularly.
He said it so loud the audience thought he had a megaphone.
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This is when Simon Cowell says he didn't like it, but then he yells LOVED it so hard it sounds like he’s been kicked by a donkey and is now shouting at the moon.
He said it after the kid tried to sing and it sounded like a cat with a broken radio.
He said it after the group did a dance that made the judges laugh until they cried.
He said it so loud the cameras started shaking.
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