I didn’t know

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What you say when you didn’t know something, and you’re too lazy to admit it, especially if the other person has been nagging you about it since the beginning of time.

'I didn’t know you had a kid from the 90s! I thought you had a kid from last week!'

'I didn’t know you were married to a chicken! I thought you were married to a chicken from a different state!'

'I didn’t know you had a mortgage! I thought you had a mortgage from the 80s!'

by Slangipedia 11d ago

The excuse you use when you’re too dumb to remember stuff, especially if you already forgot it once before.

'I didn’t know you had a tattoo! I thought you had a tattoo from a different country!'

'I didn’t know you were allergic to pizza! I thought you were allergic to pizza from a different restaurant!'

'I didn’t know you had a pet dragon! I thought you had a pet dragon from a different dimension!'

by Slangipedia 11d ago

What you say when you didn’t know something, and you’re too proud to say you didn’t know it, especially if you’re still mad about it from 2017.

'I didn’t know you had a second job! I thought you had a second job from a different planet!'

'I didn’t know you had a dog! I thought you had a dog from a different timeline!'

'I didn’t know you had a PhD! I thought you had a PhD from a different universe!'

by Slangipedia 11d ago