I Didn't Ask

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What you say when someone starts talking nonsense or trying to show off. It’s like telling them to shut up and stop being a pain in the ass.

My friend started talking about his pet goldfish. I said, 'I didn't ask.'

My teacher asked me a question I didn’t know. I said, 'I didn't ask.'

My mom started telling me about her day. I said, 'I didn't ask.'

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What a loser says after getting hurt and becoming a robotic freak. It sounds like he’s mad at the whole world and wants everyone to know it.

After I broke my leg, I said, 'I didn't ask.'

My brother got a tattoo and said, 'I didn't ask.'

My dog got hit by a car and said, 'I didn't ask.'

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A magical phrase that lets you win every fight with your friends. It’s like cheating but you’re too cool to admit it.

My friend said I was a bad singer. I said, 'I didn't ask.'

My brother said I was messy. I said, 'I didn't ask.'

My mom said I was lazy. I said, 'I didn't ask.'

by Slangipedia 11d ago

What a dumbass uses as a catchphrase so he can pretend he's cool. It’s just a stupid way to sound important.

My friend said, 'I didn't ask,' when I asked him a question. He sounded like a genius.

My teacher said, 'I didn't ask,' when I asked her about homework. She was being a drama queen.

My dad said, 'I didn't ask,' when I asked him about the mess in the kitchen. He was being a total jackass.

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What you say when someone answers your question with more questions or extra details you didn’t want to hear.

I asked, 'What is a pizza?' He said, 'It’s a cheese, tomato, and sauce thing.' I said, 'I didn't ask.'

I asked, 'What is a video game?' He said, 'It’s a thing where you play on a screen.' I said, 'I didn't ask.'

I asked, 'What is a dog?' He said, 'It’s a furry animal that wags its tail.' I said, 'I didn't ask.'

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A fancy way of saying, 'You can’t talk to me unless I say you can.' It’s usually used by people who think they're in charge and don’t like being challenged.

My teacher told me, 'I didn’t ask,' when I talked back in class. I got detention.

My dad said, 'I didn’t ask,' when I asked him about the mess in the kitchen. He yelled at me.

My brother said, 'I didn’t ask,' when I asked him about his weird haircut. He got mad.

by Slangipedia 11d ago