I DID YOUR MOM

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A stupid insult that means you probably didn't even do your mom, but you still said it like you did. If you did do your mom, then you're just a weirdo with a good story.
Bro, I did your mom and I'm not even mad
I did your mom in the parking lot and you didn't even notice
I did your mom during lunch and you're still eating like nothing happened
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This is the extra dirty version of your mom. It’s like saying you got your mom in the back of a van while she was still wearing her work uniform. People use it when they’re mad, or when they’re just trying to be gross.
I did your mom and I took a picture
I did your mom in front of her kid
I did your mom and she still came back for more
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Saying this in a store is like throwing a tantrum in the cereal aisle. You probably just got kicked out, or you’re just trying to make everyone else look bad.
I did your mom at the grocery store and the cashier laughed
I did your mom at the drug store and now I’m in trouble
I did your mom at Walmart and I got a free bag of chips
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