I did ur mom so hard

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I did your mom so hard she screamed like a banshee and said 'that was the best time of my life, you animal!'

She was so loud my neighbor called the cops.

She laughed so hard she fell off the couch.

She texted me later saying 'I’m never going back to my husband.'

I gave your mom the worst pleasure she’s ever felt and she said 'you’re the best I’ve ever had, baby.'

She bit my arm like a rabid dog.

She texted me a selfie with a big smile.

She said she would never take me to the mall again.

I did your mom so hard she was too tired to walk and said 'you just broke me, you monster.'

She fell asleep on my chest like a baby.

She texted me 'I’ll never forgive you.'

She asked for a second round and then passed out.