I did not have sexual relations with that woman

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The worst lie ever told by a guy who probably couldn't spell 'virgin' if you gave him a dictionary.
My ex said that to the judge and got a $100 fine. Classic.
He told that lie and still got in trouble. What a fool.
He said it in front of the whole class. Everyone laughed at him.
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A man who was clearly cheating said that lie like it was the truth. Pathetic.
He said it to his wife. She just stared at him and walked out.
He told that lie to his best friend. The friend just laughed and said, 'Bro, I saw you two.'
He yelled that at the cops. They still gave him a ticket.
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A guy who was caught with his pants down said that lie like it was a normal day. Sad.
He said it in the hallway. Everyone heard him. Nobody believed him.
He told that lie to his mom. She just rolled her eyes and said, 'I know what you did.'
He said it to the principal. He got sent to the office.
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