Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you mess up so bad it feels like your brain took a bullet

I dicked er during math test and got a 12%

I dicked er when I texted my mom 'I love you' and hit send

I dicked er by wearing pants inside out to school

2

When you do something so stupid it makes your dog roll its eyes

I dicked er by eating the whole cake before the party

I dicked er when I told my teacher I was sick and then went to the mall

I dicked er by wearing socks with sandals on a Zoom call

3

When you mess up so hard it feels like your mom just saw your report card

I dicked er by forgetting my homework for a month

I dicked er when I said I was going to the library and went to the mall

I dicked er by texting my crush 'u hot' and he replied 'ur mom'

4

When you screw up so bad it feels like your brain is on fire

I dicked er by getting a 30% on my math quiz

I dicked er when I told my crush I liked him and he said 'me too' and it was my best friend

I dicked er by wearing pajamas to school on a Tuesday

5

When you mess up so much it feels like your brain died in a ditch

I dicked er by getting a D on my science test

I dicked er by wearing my shirt backwards to a dance

I dicked er when I told my mom I was going to the park and went to the mall

6

When you make a mistake so big it feels like your brain got kicked by a donkey

I dicked er when I got a 20% on my math quiz

I dicked er by wearing my pants inside out to a Zoom call

I dicked er by eating the whole pizza before the party