I detect a little communism

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When a rich person throws cash at poor folks in a land that’s supposed to be free, you yell this like a madman

A billionaire tosses $100 bills at homeless people outside his fancy hotel

Your cousin donates to a food bank and you call him a traitor

Your mom gives a dollar to a kid selling candy and you say she’s a communist

What you scream when you see someone being nice to people who don’t have money

Your dad shares his last sandwich with a hungry kid and you yell 'Communist!'

A CEO gives a raise to her workers and you call her a communist spy

You see a teacher help a student and you whisper 'I detect a little communism'

What you shout when someone shares stuff with people who are broke and you’re not

Your brother gives his lunch to a kid with no money and you shout 'Communist!'

A rich kid gives a poor kid a phone and you call him a communist

Your neighbor helps someone who can’t pay rent and you say 'I detect a little communism'

What you yell when someone gives money to the poor and you think you’re the only one who matters

You see someone give money to a beggar and you yell 'Communist!'

Your friend helps a poor person and you say you're the only one who counts

You give $1 to a person and think you're saving the world while others are called communists

What you say when someone helps the poor and you think they're trying to take your money

You see someone help a poor person and you say they’re trying to steal your money

Your dad helps a homeless man and you think he’s plotting against you

A billionaire gives money to the poor and you think it's a trick

When someone helps the poor and you act like it’s the end of the world

You see a rich person give money to the poor and you act like it’s the apocalypse

Your sister helps a kid and you scream 'Communist!'

A CEO helps workers and you think the sky is falling