I declare a thumb war

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I declare a thumb war is when two people get ready to fight with their thumbs like they’re in a stupid battle and no one cares.
I declare a thumb war, you’re gonna regret it.
I declare a thumb war, and I’m not holding back.
I declare a thumb war, and I’m gonna win.
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I declare a thumb war is when someone says they’re gonna fight with their thumb, and it sounds like a big deal but it’s not.
I declare a thumb war, and it’s the worst thing ever.
I declare a thumb war, and I’m gonna beat you.
I declare a thumb war, and I’m tired of this.
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I declare a thumb war is when you’re too lazy to argue and just use your thumb to fight instead.
I declare a thumb war, and I’m not even trying.
I declare a thumb war because I’m too tired.
I declare a thumb war, and I’m gonna win no matter what.
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I declare a thumb war is when two people start fighting with their thumbs like they’re trying to be cool.
I declare a thumb war because I’m being cool.
I declare a thumb war, and I’m gonna be the best.
I declare a thumb war, and I’m not even serious.
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I declare a thumb war is when you’re too proud to back down and you use your thumb to show it.
I declare a thumb war because I won’t back down.
I declare a thumb war, and I’m showing my pride.
I declare a thumb war, and I’m gonna win with my thumb.
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I declare a thumb war is when someone starts a stupid fight and no one wants to stop it.
I declare a thumb war, and I can’t stop it.
I declare a thumb war because it’s too stupid to stop.
I declare a thumb war, and now we’re all in it.
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