I Dead To Be Figure

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You’re so stunned you might as well be six feet under and still mad about it

I dead to be figure when I saw my ex’s new dog had more hair than me

My mom just texted me and said my brother ate the last slice of pizza I was saving for lunch. I dead to be figure

I dead to be figure when I found out my math test was harder than my ex’s personality

You’re so shocked you probably wish you were already in the ground

I dead to be figure when my teacher said we had a pop quiz

My friend told me he got a tattoo of my face and I dead to be figure

I dead to be figure when I saw my dog wearing my shoes like a crown

You’re so surprised you might have died and forgot to tell anyone

I dead to be figure when my crush asked me to prom and I said no

I dead to be figure when my cat started singing show tunes

I dead to be figure when my little brother said he’s going to be a billionaire by 12

You’re so shocked you might have been hit by a bus and didn’t even notice

I dead to be figure when I found out my favorite band broke up

I dead to be figure when my teacher said I had to do a presentation on my pet goldfish

I dead to be figure when my mom said I could only have one snack for the rest of the week

You’re so stunned you might have turned into a ghost and still didn’t care

I dead to be figure when my dad said I had to clean my room before I could go out

I dead to be figure when I got a 100 on my math test and my friend got a 60

I dead to be figure when my dog started talking to me in French

You’re so shocked you might have lost your mind and didn’t even notice

I dead to be figure when I saw my mom’s new boyfriend and he had a beard like a goat

I dead to be figure when my teacher said I had to wear pajamas to school

I dead to be figure when my little brother said he’s going to beat me in a rap battle