I da MAN!" = "Little Man

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When a dude yells 'I da MAN!' like he's the king of the world, but then his little man shows up and ruins everything with his tiny, annoying voice and his tiny, annoying existence.
My man just had a kid and now he’s stuck with a little man who won’t stop crying.
He said 'I da MAN!' after getting laid, but now he's up all night with his little man.
He’s got a tattoo that says 'I da MAN!' but his little man just ate his dinner.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A guy’s big head celebration after getting laid, but then he has to deal with a tiny man who’s always hungry and never shuts up.
He screamed 'I da MAN!' after the big win, but now his little man is screaming for cereal at 3 a. m.
He got laid and yelled 'I da MAN!' but now he’s stuck with a tiny man who’s always hungry.
He said 'I da MAN!' but his little man just spilled his juice everywhere.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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When a guy acts like he’s the toughest man alive, but then he has to deal with a little man who’s the opposite of tough and cries at everything.
He said 'I da MAN!' like he was a superhero, but his little man cried when he dropped his toy.
He yelled 'I da MAN!' after getting laid, but now he’s stuck with a little man who cries at everything.
He thought he was tough, but his little man just cried when he got a tiny bruise.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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