I cut for you

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You're getting a special kind of love because you're so annoying and cute at the same time. It's like being yelled at by your mom but also getting a hug.
I cut for you, you little pain in my neck!
You're the reason I'm smiling and also the reason I want to throw something.
I cut for you like you're my favorite snack and my worst enemy.
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I'm your sidekick, your shield, your personal bodyguard. I'll fight your battles and take the blame for your dumb choices.
I will cut that guy for talking smack about your mom.
I'm your ride-or-die, even if you forget my birthday.
If someone messes with you, I'll cut them like they're my last meal.
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This is like giving someone a death threat with a side of drama. It’s the verbal version of throwing a punch, and it’s usually followed by someone else getting involved for no reason.
Girl, I will cut him like he’s my ex and my nemesis.
I told her I would cut him, and now she’s telling her best friend.
He said something stupid, and I told him I would cut him, and now his mom is in the chat.
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I’m going to stab you with a knife, preferably a fancy one that looks cool but still hurts like hell.
I’m going to cut you with a switchblade like you’re my personal enemy.
I’m going to stab you with a butterfly knife because you looked at me wrong.
That knife is going to be your new best friend, and it’s not nice.
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Kelsey and Maggie are going to give Lexie the ultimate punishment for being fake and ignoring them like they don’t exist.
Kelsey and Maggie are going to cut Lexie like she’s a bad student.
Lexie won’t respond, so Kelsey and Maggie are going to make her feel it.
Kelsey and Maggie are going to cut Lexie because she’s being fake and annoying.
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I will stab you with a knife, and you better be ready for it. It’s usually someone with a Latin name, and I’m probably also a Latin person.
I’m going to stab you, Juan, because you talked bad about my cousin.
I’m going to cut you, Maria, because you took my last taco.
I’m going to stab you, Carlos, because you’re my arch-nemesis.
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This is the final warning in a girl fight. All other talks have failed. You’re either getting stabbed or you’re getting a lecture from your mom.
I will cut you, and there’s no going back now.
We’re not friends anymore, so I’m cutting you.
She said I would cut her, and now she’s crying in the hallway.
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