Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You’re showing your feelings like a giant baby who just got told they’re ugly.

I cry every time my mom says I’m fat.

I cried when my dog ate my homework.

I cried because my phone died during a Zoom meeting.

2

You’re crying over a joke so weak it could make a doorknob laugh.

I cried when my friend said, ‘I’m like a pizza, I’m always cheesy.’

I cried because my dad told a joke about a chicken that was literally worse than a bad pun.

I cried when my teacher said, ‘This is the easiest test ever.’ I was like, ‘You’re lying.’

3

You say it like you're trying to make people think you're a lunatic just so they'll leave you alone.

I cry every time my brother talks. It's like he's trying to make me go crazy.

I said 'I cry' to my teacher just to shut her up.

I told my mom I cry so she'd stop yelling at me.

4

You're trying so hard to cry, but your eyes are like, ‘Nope, not today.’

I tried to cry during my mom’s speech, but my eyes were like, ‘We’re not doing this.’

I cried so hard my eyes were like, ‘We’re done.’

I tried to cry at the funeral, but my eyes were like, ‘This is too much.’

5

You’re sad, or you're bored, or you're just tired of life and you saw a picture of a dead fish.

I cried because my teacher made me do math for an hour.

I cried after watching a video of a cat being yelled at for 10 minutes.

I cried because my phone was low on battery and I had 100 emails to send.

6

You say it like you're part of a secret club and you're telling them you get it.

I cry when my cousin says, ‘I feel you, fam.’

I said, ‘I cry,’ to my friend when he told me about his bad day.

I said ‘I cry’ when my teacher asked if I got the homework.

7

You’re laughing so hard you’re crying, and you call it something weird that nobody understands.

I laughed so hard I cried when my friend told me he had a pet turtle that was also a dragon.

I cried because my dog was doing a dance to the radio.

I cried because my teacher told a joke that was so bad, it was like a broken clock.