I crack myself up

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A loud and proud declaration from someone who thinks they're the funniest person alive, even if their jokes are as bad as a broken toilet.
I crack myself up every time I try to tell a joke. It's like watching a cat try to open a door.
My friend said I crack myself up. I said, 'You're just mean.'
I told a joke so bad, I crack myself up just thinking about it.
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A phrase used by someone who believes they're the king of comedy, even though their jokes are worse than a food fight in a cafeteria.
I crack myself up every time I say something stupid. It's like a daily punishment.
My mom said I crack myself up. I said, 'You're just jealous.'
I told a joke so bad, I crack myself up just thinking about it.
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A loud claim from someone who thinks their jokes are legendary, even if they sound like a broken kazoo.
I crack myself up every time I mess up a joke. It's like watching a train crash.
My friend said I crack myself up. I said, 'You're just a bad listener.'
I told a joke so bad, I crack myself up just thinking about it.
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