I couldn't give less of a fuck

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When someone talks about something so dumb it makes your brain want to quit.

My cousin rants about his cat's hair for 10 minutes. I almost fell asleep.

My mom keeps telling me about her yoga class. I’ve never been more tired.

My friend won’t stop talking about his video game. I want to scream.

When someone yaps about something you don’t care about like it’s the end of the world.

My neighbor yells about his lawn like it’s a war. I just want to throw a banana at him.

My brother talks about his job like it’s the most important thing ever. It’s not.

My teacher lectures about the moon landing like it’s the best thing ever. It’s not.

When someone talks so much about something you’re like, 'Why are you even breathing?'

My friend goes on for 15 minutes about his pet frog. I'm ready to die.

My sister tells me about her hair for an hour. I'm questioning my life choices.

My dad talks about his gardening for 20 minutes. I’m ready to move to another planet.

When someone chatters about something so dumb it makes you want to throw a pillow at them.

My cousin yaps about his new hat for 10 minutes. I threw a pillow at him.

My friend talks about his cereal like it’s the most important thing. I want to scream.

My mom goes on about her soap like it’s a masterpiece. I’m ready to leave.

When someone talks about something you’re like, 'Why are you even alive?'

My brother talks about his phone like it’s the most important thing. Why are you even alive?

My teacher lectures about the moon landing again. I’m ready to give up on life.

My friend goes on for 20 minutes about his dog. I want to die.

When someone talks so much it makes you wish you could just disappear.

My sister talks about her hair for an hour. I wish I was a ghost.

My dad talks about his garden like it’s the most important thing. I want to vanish.

My friend yaps about his pet turtle for 15 minutes. I want to disappear.