I couldn't give a flying monkey's arsehole

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When you're so unimpressed that you'd rather eat a monkey's butt than listen to someone's nonsense.

My mom tried to explain her new boyfriend. I said, 'I couldn't give a flying monkey's arsehole.'

My teacher gave a 45-minute lecture. I replied, 'I couldn't give a flying monkey's arsehole.'

My dog barked at me for 10 minutes. I said, 'I couldn't give a flying monkey's arsehole.'

You don't care enough to even look at the monkey’s butt, let alone fly with it.

My friend told me about his weird dream. I said, 'I couldn't give a flying monkey's arsehole.'

My dad asked me about my grades. I said, 'I couldn't give a flying monkey's arsehole.'

My neighbor yelled at me for mowing the lawn wrong. I said, 'I couldn't give a flying monkey's arsehole.'

You're so fed up that you'd rather be hit by a flying monkey's butt than pay attention to whatever is happening.

My teacher asked me to write an essay. I said, 'I couldn't give a flying monkey's arsehole.'

My mom told me I had to clean my room. I said, 'I couldn't give a flying monkey's arsehole.'

My friend tried to convince me to go to a party. I said, 'I couldn't give a flying monkey's arsehole.'