I could write a book about what I've been through.

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You're so broken and messed up that writing a book is the only thing you can do to keep your sanity. No one will read it. Not even your ex who still texts you at 2 a. m.

My life is like a horror movie, and I'm the main character who never gets a happy ending.

I tried to write a book. It's 12 pages long and it's about my cat dying twice.

I'm writing a book about my life. It's called 'The Worst Day Ever, Repeated 20 Times.'

by Slangipedia 12d ago

You're so messed up that your life story is so bad, it deserves its own book. The only people who'll read it are your mom, your therapist, and that one guy who thinks he's your friend.

I tried to write a book. It's 32 pages and it's about my failed attempts at happiness.

My life is so bad, my book is titled 'How to Suck at Life, Step by Step.'

My book is about my life. It's also about my dog who hates me.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

You’re so f***ed up that you think writing a book will save you from your sad, f***ed-up life. The book is so bad, it’ll probably make your mom cry and your therapist quit.

I’m writing a book called 'Why I Hated My Life, and Still Do.'

My book is 50 pages long and it’s about my life. No one wants to read it. Not even my brother.

I wrote a book about my life. It’s called 'I Could Have Been Happy, If I Tried.'

by Slangipedia 12d ago