I could see what she had for breakfast

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When a woman is wearing a tiny skirt and you can see her private parts because she’s sitting or standing like a fool.

I saw her at the bus stop and I almost died from the view.

She sat down at the table and I could see everything she had for breakfast and then some.

He was staring at her like she had served him a plate of meat.

When a girl is wearing a skirt so short you can see what she had for breakfast and it’s like the worst thing ever.

At the mall, I saw her and I had to turn around so no one would know I was watching.

She stood up in the grocery store and I saw everything she had for breakfast and it was a disaster.

He started laughing at me when I told him what I saw.

When a woman is dressed like a kid and you can see what she had for breakfast and it’s like the most painful thing ever.

I saw her in the park and I had to leave before I got too distracted.

She sat down at the coffee shop and I saw what she had for breakfast and I couldn’t look away.

He said I was obsessed and I told him he was right.

When a woman is wearing a skirt so short you can see what she had for breakfast and it's like the worst kind of torture.

I was walking by the school and I saw her and I had to hide behind a tree.

She sat down at the bus and I saw what she had for breakfast and it was like a horror movie.

He said I was a pervert and I told him he was a fool.

When a woman is dressed like a kid and you can see what she had for breakfast and it's like the most embarrassing thing ever.

I saw her at the movies and I had to cover my eyes.

She stood up in the library and I saw what she had for breakfast and it was a disgrace.

He started laughing at me and I had to leave before I got too embarrassed.

When a girl is wearing a tiny skirt and you can see what she had for breakfast and it's like the most painful thing you've ever seen.

I saw her at the mall and I had to turn around so no one would know I was watching.

She sat down at the restaurant and I saw what she had for breakfast and it was like a crime scene.

He said I was a freak and I told him he was a loser.