I could of had nine babies

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A woman's way of saying she’s been too busy pooping to keep track of her periods and might’ve knocked up a whole football team.

I could of had nine babies if I didn't spend all day eating tacos and watching cat videos.

I could of had nine babies and still had time to tweet about my breakfast.

I could of had nine babies, but my phone died and I forgot how to breathe.

A woman’s excuse for not having kids, but also a hint that she might’ve knocked up a whole city.

I could of had nine babies, but I was too busy crying over my ex’s new beard.

I could of had nine babies and still had time to binge-watch my favorite show.

I could of had nine babies, but my cat decided to take over my uterus.

A woman’s way of saying she’s been too busy being awesome to remember her own body.

I could of had nine babies, but I was too busy being the best at video games.

I could of had nine babies and still had time to comment on every single post.

I could of had nine babies, but my hair was too busy doing its own thing.