i could give a fuck

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A rude way of saying you don’t care and would rather punch someone than listen to their nonsense.

I could give a fuck if your dog pooped on my shoes.

I could give a fuck if you failed math again.

I could give a fuck if you called me a fanny whale in front of my friends.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

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A loud, angry way of saying you don’t care and are probably thinking about getting a snack.

I could give a fuck if your mom’s dating my dad.

I could give a fuck if your pizza arrived late.

I could give a fuck if you drew on my wall with glitter.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

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A lazy way of saying you don’t care and would rather lie down than do anything about it.

I could give a fuck if your cat knocked my juice out of my hand.

I could give a fuck if you spilled my cereal.

I could give a fuck if you told my brother my secret.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

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